Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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