I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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