Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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