she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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