But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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