You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I need to stop coming to work sober
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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