Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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