This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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