so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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