just come out here and I will go home with you...
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
