If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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