I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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