Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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