New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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