even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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