just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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