how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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