I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
