Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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