Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The Olympian is in my bed
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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