We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
