Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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