I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize