This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I bet he comes in French.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The Olympian is in my bed
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