The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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