we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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