he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
