But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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