I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Then you guys just all showered together...?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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