Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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