That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
