i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
