i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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