Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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