Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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