"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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