Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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