I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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