Porn is love you can see.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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