I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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