My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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