Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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