That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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