I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Randomize
