the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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