yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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