Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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