I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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