so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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