susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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