oh god the rape fog is back!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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