i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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