I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You made out with two different species that night
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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