just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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