ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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