She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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